Well, it's 1:49pm here and I just got out of bed! I am currently updating this blog, sitting on the toilet. How does that sound for bitchy, classy, middle part bitch? Your birthday is so so soooo soooososososo soon and I WISH more than anything that I could be there to share it with you!!! But I know you will have a fantastic night, drinking your gin and tonics, yelling at everyone, all whilst wearing a beautiful suede dress. Here is my favorite lady right now:
um HELLO. I aspire to be this woman when I grow up! Look at that dog!!!!
Also:
this bitch. with her amazing forehead and perfect mens top.
AND
CAN YOU JUST KILL ME WITH THAT HAIR!??????
I think you'll look amazing with a middle part. And you look amazing with bangs, in a beehive, black hair, purple hair, pink hair, bleached spot on the side of your head- you look wonderful all the time and I LOVE YOU!
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UM EXCUSE THAT OLD WOMAN AND HER DOG! Did you see her coat, hat, and boots!?! AHHH How do these people do it? It makes me crazy. BLAH! I love that hair by the way, I tried to do something similar to it, and like twisted my hair while it was wet, and let me tell you that I look like a complete freak this morning. I love you, I need a perfect men's shirt. I LOVE YOU!
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