Testimony to fish oil

Can I just tell you that since I quit eating meat again, and cut dairy pretty much AND have been taking my vitamins and my FISH OIL daily, I JUST FEEL GREAT. I know you want to live a fancy vegan lifestyle, but I can seriously attest to the fact that fish oil is a GENIUS. You really should take it Jess!!! I feel so good, and my skin looks great, and my hair feels nice (looks like shit still), blahblahblah. I just want to drown myself in fish oil and get a massage and a pedicure, HELLO I WISH. I hope that your had a wonderful birthday, I am pissed I wasn't there, and please just marry me soon.

Here is a picture because these posts are boring without them. Here I am post FISH OIL taking, with my boyfriend on a mug, in my new room!!!!

jesus fucking christ

ok, just kill me please:






HELLO.
MEANWHILE, I am just dressed like Elaine Benes in my room listening to Belle & Sebastian drinking grapefruit juice. KILL ME!

THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

HELLO!!!!! I have the internet in my room now PLEASE now I can post so many good things. Here is a photo of me looking like a crazy fool in my new room, standing in front of my amazing closet space. I LOVE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!!

Your other birthday present

Good morning, good afternoon, goodnight.

Well, it's 1:49pm here and I just got out of bed! I am currently updating this blog, sitting on the toilet. How does that sound for bitchy, classy, middle part bitch? Your birthday is so so soooo soooososososo soon and I WISH more than anything that I could be there to share it with you!!! But I know you will have a fantastic night, drinking your gin and tonics, yelling at everyone, all whilst wearing a beautiful suede dress. Here is my favorite lady right now:


um HELLO. I aspire to be this woman when I grow up! Look at that dog!!!!

Also:


this bitch. with her amazing forehead and perfect mens top.

AND



CAN YOU JUST KILL ME WITH THAT HAIR!??????

I think you'll look amazing with a middle part. And you look amazing with bangs, in a beehive, black hair, purple hair, pink hair, bleached spot on the side of your head- you look wonderful all the time and I LOVE YOU!

When we have middle parts we will look like the rich bitches we have always dreamt of being

we will wear things like:









and we will eat things like:



and drink things like:



and we will look like this all the time:




I LOVE YOU!!! THANK GOD YOU ARE ALIVE!

PLEASE

here is my blog for you. in here i will tell you the secrets of my day, talk a whole lot of trash, post videos, pictures, etc. for you to look at AND confess my never ending love for you.

secret #1: i have a bug bite on my boob.
secret #2: i ate pringles and soy beans for dinner
secret #3: it is raining out, and i wish i was in bed with you watching seinfeld

here are some presents from me to you:

THE END.
I LOVE YOU!!